Episodes
1Bobby Goes Nuts11 Nov 2001 · 22mBobby goes from bullied to bully after learning a counterattack move in a self-defense class--for women.
2Soldier of Misfortune9 Dec 2001 · 22mAfter an accident at his gun club destroys Dale's confidence, Peggy proposes sending him on a bogus mercenary mission, which he fouls up.
3Lupe's Revenge12 Dec 2001 · 22mA female cop gets a hankerin' for Hank; Peggy accidentally brings back a native child after a school field trip to Mexico.
4The Father, the Son, and J.C.16 Dec 2001 · 22mHank's emotional outburst pushes him further from his father, so Bobby drafts Jimmy Carter to broker a Christmas peace.
5Father of the Bribe6 Jan 2002 · 22mAfter Bobby feigns taking Connie's father's bribe to break up with her, Connie lets her grades slip to show how upset she is without him.
6I'm With Cupid10 Feb 2002 · 22mBobby adjusts to his breakup with Connie, until Bill's depressing experiences break his spirit. So Hank sends him to ladies' man Boomhauer.
7Torch Song Hillogy17 Feb 2002 · 22mPeggy nominates Bobby to carry the Olympic torch through Arlen, but it's Hank who wins the honor--and bungles it.
8Joust Like a Woman24 Feb 2002 · 22mPeggy leads a troupe of "wenches" to protest their unfair treatment at the Renaissance Faire, where Hank is trying to land a big-money propane account.
9The Bluegrass Is Always Greener24 Feb 2002 · 22mHank and the boys recruit Connie for a bluegrass fiddle contest, but Kahn insists that she focus on classical music.
10The Substitute Spanish Prisoner3 Mar 2002 · 22mA con man offers "genius" Peggy an at-home doctorate course, which she finances with the Hills' retirement fund.
11Unfortunate Son10 Mar 2002 · 22mCotton's financially strapped VFW group moves into Hank's home, prompting Hank to recruit Vietnam vets, to whom Cotton doesn't exactly cotton.
12Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret Hill17 Mar 2002 · 22mUnable to find a full-time teaching job, Peggy pretends to be a nun to land a position at a Catholic school, ending her budding career at Strickland Propane.
13Tankin' It to the Streets31 Mar 2002 · 22mAfter learning the Army used him as a guinea pig for an experimental drug, Bill gets drunk and steals a tank. And it's up to his friends to try to return it.
14Of Mice and Little Green Men7 Apr 2002 · 22mWhen Hank and Dale find more interest in the activities of the other's son, Dale concludes he's not Joseph's father--and that an alien is.
15A Man Without a Country Club14 Apr 2002 · 22mKahn covets membership in an all-Asian country club, but it's Hank who's asked to join--as a token white to secure a PGA tournament.
16Beer and Loathing14 Apr 2002 · 22mPeggy gets a job at Alamo Beer, but a clause in her contract prevents her from telling Hank why Texas is completely devoid of the brew for the next 36 hours.
17Fun with Jane and Jane21 Apr 2002 · 22mOblivious to its cultlike ways, Luanne joins a sorority and gets Peggy in too; Hank and the boys rescue emus from death, but don't know what to do with them.
18My Own Private Rodeo28 Apr 2002 · 22mHank learns that the incident estranging Dale from his cowboy father was a cover to keep him in the dark about Dad being in the closet.
19Sug Night5 May 2002 · 22mHank is shaken after having a dream about grilling burgers...naked...with Nancy. And the situation is stirred when Peggy finds out.
20Dang Ol' Love5 May 2002 · 22mBill is heartbroken when the beautiful jogger he's pining for falls for Boomhauer, who is in turn heartbroken himself when the jogger dumps him.
21Returning Japanese (1)12 May 2002 · 22mThe Hills are off to Japan so Cotton can apologize to the widow of a soldier he killed in WWII, but something about Cotton's story doesn't quite add up.
22Returning Japanese (2)12 May 2002 · 22mCotton runs amuck in Tokyo when rejected by his newly found Japanese son.