Episodes
1Patch Boomhauer2 Nov 2003 · 22mWhen Boomhauer's brother, Patch, announces he's getting married to Boomhauer's old girlfriend, Hank mistakenly comes to believe that Boomhauer is out to sabotage the wedding.
2Reborn to Be Wild9 Nov 2003 · 22mHank likes Bobby's new Christian youth group, but not their methods of worship, which include skateboarding and punk rock.
3New Cowboy on the Block16 Nov 2003 · 22mThe thrill of an ex-Dallas Cowboy moving onto the block is lost on Hank when the one-time hero breaks neighborhood rules.
4The Incredible Hank23 Nov 2003 · 22mPeggy overdoes it when she secretly slips Hank a testosterone supplement to combat his work-related stress. But he feels great, until he finds out.
5Flirting with the Master30 Nov 2003 · 22mA Latin TV star hires Peggy to come to his home in Mexico to tutor his kids, but Peggy senses his interest is not entirely academic.
6After the Mold Rush7 Dec 2003 · 22mThe Hills' house tests positive for mold, found again and again just after Hank enters the home in a local showcase.
7Livin' on Reds, Vitamin C and Propane14 Dec 2003 · 22mHank and Bobby take an 18-wheeler to Arizona, with Dale, Bill and Boomhauer as stowaways.
8Rich Hank, Poor Hank4 Jan 2004 · 22mHank's thriftiness and reluctance to talk about money leads Bobby to believe he's wealthy, a rumor that spreads through the neighborhood.
9Ceci N'Est Pas Une King of the Hill25 Jan 2004 · 22mPeggy's entry into the art world is rejected at first, then applauded by a dealer whose promotional method leaves her drawn.
10That's What She Said8 Feb 2004 · 22mA new Strickland employee's constant double entendres delight all but Hank, who considers suing for sexual harassment.
11My Hair Lady15 Feb 2004 · 22mArlen's hottest new haircutting team is Luanne and Bill, who charms the ladies by pretending to be gay.
12Phish and Wildlife22 Feb 2004 · 22mThe boys' annual camping trip is disturbed by a gathering of hippies, who share their food with Bobby and expect sharing in return.
13Cheer Factor7 Mar 2004 · 22mPeggy's aggressive approach as cheerleading coach brings football wins, and a hearing when one routine is deemed offensive.
14Dale Be Not Proud14 Mar 2004 · 22mDale donates a kidney to Funny Car racer John Force, and makes Hank his representative in all matters while laid up.
15Après Hank, le Deluge21 Mar 2004 · 22mDuring a flood, Hank's position as emergency-shelter team leader is usurped by Bill when Hank is drafted to watch over a fragile dam.
16DaleTech28 Mar 2004 · 22mHank's father becomes part of a civilian police patrol, usurping Dale's self-proclaimed title of neighborhood protector.
17How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Alamo18 Apr 2004 · 22mIgnorance of the Alamo in Bobby's Texas History class prompts Hank to help organize a reenactment, but the author's version is revisionist.
18Girl, You'll Be a Giant Soon25 Apr 2004 · 22mLuanne helps Hank protest a grilling competition that bans propane; Peggy negotiates to see an infamous murder site.
19Stressed for Success2 May 2004 · 22mBobby joins his school academic team as the expert in pop culture, but the pressure gets to him.
20Hank's Back9 May 2004 · 22mHank starts taking yoga classes after injuring his back at work; Peggy bags groceries at a mom and pop store that's having a hard time competing against Megalomart.
21The Redneck on Rainey Street16 May 2004 · 22mAfter Connie becomes a victim of reverse discrimination, Kahn gives up his hopes and dreams and embraces the life of a hillbilly.
22Talking Shop23 May 2004 · 22mBobby becomes a peer counselor, but gets personally involved with clients.