About
The third season of the American television comedy series Rules of Engagement premiered as a mid-season entry on March 2, 2009 and concluded on May 18, 2009. It consists of 13 episodes, each running approximately 22 minutes in length. CBS broadcast the third season at 9:30 pm in the United States.
Episodes
1Russell's Secret2 Mar 2009 · 21mAudrey discovers that Russell is really a closet Broadway-musical fan, and uses this knowledge to her advantage by blackmailing him for tickets. Meanwhile, Adam and Jennifer decide to take dancing lessons.
2Voluntary Commitment9 Mar 2009 · 21mAudrey has to keep her bet to Jeff by finishing what she starts. We meet Russell's new assistant.
3Jeff's New Friend16 Mar 2009 · 21mJeff learns a fact about a friend he just met at the gym and Russell has doubts about the family history of a new girlfriend.
4Dad's Visit23 Mar 2009 · 21mJeff's father arrives after spraining his ankle and expects Audrey to wait on him hand and foot while he recooperates. Meanwhile, Russell begins to regret a one-night stand after she won't leave his apartment.
5Lyin' King30 Mar 2009 · 21mJeff and Audrey are invited to dinner with Jennifer and Adam, but tell a lie so they can attend a better bash that evening. Russell also attends the same party and manages to offend former NFL great, Jerry Rice.
6Poaching Timmy13 Apr 2009 · 21mWhen Timmy gets tired of Russell's demands and Audrey gets fed up with her terrible assistant, the two work together to find a solution. Meanwhile, Jeff's supersition gets the best of him as he tries to recreate the exact conditions of the Giants' win.
7Old Timer's Day20 Apr 2009 · 21mAfter being harrassed for falling asleep during a movie, Jeff tries to prove to Audrey that he's still young by inviting her to his softball game.
8Twice27 Apr 2009 · 21mFrustrated over the attention a pregnant co-worker is getting, Audrey pretends she too is pregnant in order to get special treatment.
9The Challenge4 May 2009 · 21mRussell issues a competition between the guys to see who can convince their partners to engage in sex more easily.
10Family Style11 May 2009 · 21mJeff doesn't get any dinner after someone else eats it before Jeff does now he has to keep quiet about it.
11May Divorce Be with You13 May 2009 · 21mAudrey makes a bad mistake after a friend, whose marriage is falling a part is doing something bad when he hugs people.
12House Money18 May 2009 · 21mAudrey convinces Jeff to go out on the town and do something exciting after making a profit from the sale of his car. After the lavish night has finished, she regrets the decision after finding out they spent much more than he made.
13Sex Toy Story18 May 2009 · 21mAfter Jennifer hosts a party, Jeff wonders if he and Audrey are missing out on something in their personal life.