Seinfeld

Season 9

1997 · 24 episodes

Episodes

  1. 1The Butter Shave25 Sept 1997 · 22mKramer uses butter for shaving--and more; George's cane is an advantage at his new job; Jerry feels used by his comedy nemesis, Bania; Elaine breaks up with her boyfriend before their flight back from Europe.
  2. 2The Voice2 Oct 1997 · 22mKramer hires an assistant; George's boss tries to force him out; Elaine bets Jerry she won't get back with her latest ex.
  3. 3The Serenity Now9 Oct 1997 · 22mGeorge goes to work for his father; Jerry's girlfriend wants to see his emotions; Kramer adopts a suburban feel at home; Elaine prompts two Jewish men to renounce their faith.
  4. 4The Blood16 Oct 1997 · 22mKramer stores his own blood to avoid a blood-bank fee; George tries to combine his two passions, sex and food; Elaine's plan to show responsibility backfires; Jerry trains with fitness guru Izzy Mendelbaum.
  5. 5The Junk Mail30 Oct 1997 · 23mKramer battles junk mail; George thinks his parents are trying to avoid him; Jerry acquires a van; and Elaine gets a new man, whose past comes back to haunt her.
  6. 6The Merv Griffin Show6 Nov 1997 · 22mKramer turns his apartment into a talk-show set; Jerry's girlfriend won't let him play with her toys; George's clash with pigeons leads to problems with a squirrel; a new employee's silent movement rattles Elaine.
  7. 7The Slicer13 Nov 1997 · 23mGeorge has a past with his new boss; Jerry's "revenge date" backfires; Kramer's deli slicer solves Elaine's problem with a neighbor.
  8. 8The Betrayal20 Nov 1997 · 23mFlashbacks trace the evolution of Jerry, George and Elaine's disastrous trip to a wedding in India, and Kramer's desperate need to barter for a birthday wish.
  9. 9The Apology11 Dec 1997 · 22mJerry's girlfriend is naked too often; Elaine's lifestyle offends a co-worker; Kramer seeks to shorten his showers; George has a disagreement with a new AA member.
  10. 10The Strike18 Dec 1997 · 22mKramer returns to work after his 12-year strike is settled; Jerry dates a woman whose appearance fluctuates; George gives holiday gifts in his co-workers' names to a fraudulent charity.
  11. 11The Dealership8 Jan 1998 · 22mAt a car dealership, Kramer takes a test drive, while Jerry's deal is threatened by a fight between Elaine and Puddy.
  12. 12The Reverse Peephole15 Jan 1998 · 22mElaine gets into a hassle regarding fur; Jerry stops carrying a wallet, while George suffers from his overstuffed one; Kramer keeps Newman from being evicted.
  13. 13The Cartoon29 Jan 1998 · 23mAn actress turns Jerry's criticism into a one-woman show; Kramer stops talking after offending George; Elaine struggles to understand a cartoon in The New Yorker.
  14. 14The Strong Box5 Feb 1998 · 23mJerry keeps finding Kramer's hidden strongbox key. Elaine dates a mysterious man. George plans a breakup.
  15. 15The Wizard26 Feb 1998 · 23mJerry buys his father an electric organizer; Kramer retires and moves next door to Jerry's parents in Florida; Susan's parents catch George in a lie; Elaine can't tell if she's part of an interracial couple.
  16. 16The Burning19 Mar 1998 · 22mKramer and Mickey play ill for med students; Elaine learns that Puddy's religious; George works out how and when to make a good exit; a tractor figures into the past of Jerry's girlfriend.
  17. 17The Bookstore9 Apr 1998 · 22mA bookstore busts Uncle Leo for shoplifting and George for bathroom reading; a misdeed at a company party costs Elaine; Kramer and Newman get a rickshaw, and audition homeless people to pull it.
  18. 18The Frogger23 Apr 1998 · 22mGeorge buys an arcade game to preserve his high score; fear of a serial killer adversely affects Jerry's social life; Elaine eats Peterman's slice of wedding cake from the nuptials of the Duke and Duchess of Windsor.
  19. 19The Maid30 Apr 1998 · 22mElaine's area code is changed; a co-worker steals George's desired nickname; Jerry sleeps with his maid; Kramer endures a "long-distance relationship" when his girlfriend moves downtown.
  20. 20The Puerto Rican Day7 May 1998 · 22mGridlocked by a parade, Jerry verbally spars with another driver; George goes to a movie; and Kramer looks for a bathroom. Elaine, meanwhile, searches for a crossing point with a group of strangers.
  21. 21The Chronicle (1)14 May 1998 · 43mJerry, Elaine, George & Kramer plan to go to a movie, but Jerry takes out a little time to look at nine years of memories.
  22. 22The Chronicle (2)14 May 1998 · 56mMore memories and bloopers.
  23. 23The Finale (1)14 May 1998 · 56mThe gang plans a trip to Paris to celebrate after NBC picks up Jerry and George's sitcom. But there's an in-flight emergency, stranding them in a small town.
  24. 24The Finale (2)14 May 1998 · 23mWitnesses testify to the gang's (lack of) character as they go on trial for violating a "Good Samaritan Law."