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The Dick Van Dyke Show

Season 5

1965 · 32 episodes

Episodes

  1. 1Coast-to-Coast Big Mouth15 Sept 1965 · 25mA talk show host gets Laura to tell a TV audience that Alan Brady is bald!
  2. 2A Farewell to Writing22 Sept 1965 · 25mRob tries to write a novel, but finds that writing comedy is easier.
  3. 3Uhny Uftz29 Sept 1965 · 24mRob and Buddy are working late, and keep thinking they hear a metallic voice saying ""Uhny Uftz""! The explore a supposedly abandoned office somewhere in the building, and find a somewhat 'mad' inventor (complete with a taciturn and vaguely menacing assistant) who has constructed a toy flying saucer. It works quite well, except that, instead of saying ""Merry Christmas"" as the inventor intended, the saucer only says ""Uhny Uftz"".
  4. 4The Ugliest Dog in the World6 Oct 1965 · 25mRob tries to write a part for a dog who is going to be on The Alan Brady Show. After the dog's part is cut from the show Rob tries to find a home for the dog, But nobody wants the dog.
  5. 5No Rice at My Wedding13 Oct 1965 · 25mRob recalls a time when Laura was the prize of a raffle. Rob does everything he can to keep Clark Rice from marrying Laura.
  6. 6Draw Me a Pear20 Oct 1965 · 26mLaura talks Rob into going to her art class unaware that Valerie falls in love with Rob.
  7. 7The Great Petrie Fortune27 Oct 1965 · 25mAfter Rob and Laura finish watching a movie Uncle Hezekiah gives Rob and Laura clue as to what the fortune might be.
  8. 8Odd But True3 Nov 1965 · 25mRitchie finds out the freckles on Rob's back form the shape of the Liberty Bell. Millie wants to send a pictrue to Odd But True. (a nwespaper column)
  9. 9Viva Petrie10 Nov 1965 · 25mMaria (the Petrie's maid) tells Manuel Luis Rodriguez to go to the Petrie's because Maria feels that Rob can find him a job, but the only Manuel can do is be a bullfighter.
  10. 10Go Tell the Birds and Bees17 Nov 1965 · 25mAlberta Nelson shines in a small part as Miss Reshovsky, the concerned elementary schoolteacher of note. Rob and Laurie Petrie are also asked to the principal's office to discuss their son.
  11. 11Body and Sol24 Nov 1965 · 25mRob tells Buddy and Sally of the time he became the middle weight champion of his Army Camp.
  12. 12See Rob Write, Write Rob, Write8 Dec 1965 · 25mAfter going to the Butcher's Shop to get something for dinner, Laura sees pictures (drawn By Charlie Wheelright) Laura wants to write a story to help sell Charlie's pictures. Rob doesn't like the idea because he always finshes her stories.
  13. 13You're Under Arrest15 Dec 1965 · 25mAfter fighting with Laura, Rob is arrested for hurting an old Lady. Rob has trouble telling police he didn't hurt the Lady (whom he saw in a barroom).
  14. 14Fifty-Two, Forty-Five or Work29 Dec 1965 · 25mThe Alan Brady Show is on hiatus Rob is worried about to support Laura (who is pregnant with Ritchie) Rob doesn't anyone to know he needs a job until The Alan Brady Show returns from hiatus.
  15. 15Who Stole My Watch?5 Jan 1966 · 25mAfter Rob loses his watch that he got as birthday gift, He thinks everyone he knows took his watch. Laura and Rob plan a party to say they are sorry after they learn a crook stole Rob's watch.
  16. 16I Do Not Choose to Run19 Jan 1966 · 25mRob gives a speech at council meeting that will land him a nomination for city councilman of New Rochelle.
  17. 17The Making of a Councilman26 Jan 1966 · 25mRob decides to quit running for his seat on the New Rochelle city council after meeting the opponent running against him because of his experience.
  18. 18The Curse of the Petrie People2 Feb 1966 · 25mLaura gets a brooch that (in the shape of the United States) tells the history of the Petrie family. Laura later puts the brooch in the garbage! We learn that Rob's mom hates the brooch!
  19. 19The Bottom of Mel Cooley's Heart9 Feb 1966 · 25mMel is in trouble for not telling Alan that there was a change in the script. Rob tries to get Mel to stick up for himself, But Mel gets fired.
  20. 20Remember the Alimony16 Feb 1966 · 25mRob and Laura leave Anchor Texas to go to Mexico only to find that marriage is hard to do. They soon find out that getting a divorce is easier than they thought (it costs $10 in Mexico!)
  21. 21Dear Sally Rogers23 Feb 1966 · 25mSally really wants a husband she goes on ""The Stevie Parsons Show"" thinking she has finally found a husband or has she? Stevie asks Rob to help in a stunt where Stevie picks a letter written to Sally, One problem Sally has no idea what will happen! Wait until Sally finds out who Box 7030 is!
  22. 22Buddy Sorrell, Man and Boy2 Mar 1966 · 25mRob & Sally think Buddy is having an affair but he is getting ready for his bar mitzvah.
  23. 23Bad Reception in Albany9 Mar 1966 · 25mRob and Laura are attending a wedding in Albany, Rob is asked by Alan to watch a fashion show. He promises to tell Alan what he thought of it. Rob has to hurry to the church to usher a wedding.
  24. 24Talk to the Snail23 Mar 1966 · 25mRob fears his job is gone after reading a memo (found in the trash where they are looking for this week's script that Buddy lost) Rob almost writes for Jelly Bean a snail!
  25. 25A Day in the Life of Alan Brady6 Apr 1966 · 25mJerry & Millie are having their anniversary party, at the Petrie home one problem the party is a part of documentary that focuses on Alan.
  26. 26Obnoxious, Offensive, Egomaniac, Etc.13 Apr 1966 · 24mThe staff sends a script to Alan Brady without deleting the insults directed at the star that they routinely add to blow off steam.
  27. 27The Man from My Uncle20 Apr 1966 · 25mRitchie's bedroom is used as a stakeout point (it has the best view) Harry Bond is looking for the nephew of Wendell Gerard, Rob loves the gadgets the agent brings to solve the case.
  28. 28You Ought to Be in Pictures27 Apr 1966 · 25mRob gets a movie role, but he has to kiss a woman. Laura makes sure that nothing else happens.
  29. 29Love Thy Other Neighbor4 May 1966 · 25mLaura and Rob spend time with the Staggs and going to the theater,Jerry & Millie feel left out.
  30. 30Long Night's Journey into Day11 May 1966 · 25mRob & Jerry go fishing leaving Laura (who has a cold) home alone with a mynah bird. Millie comes back to keep Laura company, Millie couldn't find Laura (She was taking a shower).
  31. 31The Gunslinger25 May 1966 · 25mUnder anesthesia for a dental procedure, Rob dreams he is a sheriff in the old west.
  32. 32The Last Chapter1 Jun 1966 · 25mRob gives Laura his book (it took 5 years to write.) As Laura begins to read the book, we see classic moments from several episodes. The book takes us through how Rob and Laura met as well as how Rob almost missed his wedding! Later Rob talks about waiting for the birth Ritchie. As Laura finishes the book Rob tells her the publisher hated the book, Alan Brady decides to make the book into a TV series!