Two and a Half Men

Season 11

2013 · 22 episodes

About

When a young woman claiming to be Charlie's daughter arrives, life at the beach house turns upside down again in the best, most dysfunctional way.

Episodes

  1. 1Nangnangnangnang26 Sept 2013 · 21mCharlie's 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family.
  2. 2I Think I Banged Lucille Ball3 Oct 2013 · 21mJenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty.
  3. 3This Unblessed Biscuit10 Oct 2013 · 22mWalden and Alan think it may be time for Berta to retire when she injures her back at work. When they suggest her retiring, she grows offended, and as the conversation progresses she quits. Walden and Alan then try different maids, with little success.
  4. 4Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank17 Oct 2013 · 21mAlan and Lyndsey's illicit relationship becomes jeopardized when one of Lyndsey's man-hunting friends, Stephanie (Jennifer Aspen), asks if they are back together. The two staunchly deny it, then Lyndsey insists that Alan make a date with Stephanie so that she will believe their lie. Alan meets her for an uncomfortable date, which nevertheless leads to sex, causing Lyndsey to get mad and leave Alan again.
  5. 5Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 200324 Oct 2013 · 21mAlan tries to find out what Lyndsey's boyfriend has over him; Walden helps Jenny pursue her acting career.
  6. 6Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants7 Nov 2013 · 21mWhen Alan learns Walden knows Lynda Carter, he asks him to set him up on a date with her. Against his better judgment, Walden agrees to invite her to the house for dinner.
  7. 7Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie14 Nov 2013 · 21mWalden and Alan find themselves on dates with two ideal women until Lyndsey's jealousy throws a wrench in their evening.
  8. 8Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.21 Nov 2013 · 21mAlan and Lyndsey's illicit affair puts Walden in danger, forcing him to accept Rose's help.
  9. 9Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer5 Dec 2013 · 21mWalden goes on a date with an accident-prone model; Alan's date reveals surprising personal information about herself to him.
  10. 10On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!12 Dec 2013 · 21mJake sends Alan a Japanese delicacy; the house comes alive with questionable Christmas lyrics.
  11. 11Tazed in the Lady Nuts2 Jan 2014 · 21mWalden joins his beautiful former employee on a brilliant new project. Meanwhile, Alan advises Jenny to open up to her girlfriend or risk losing her.
  12. 12Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.9 Jan 2014 · 21mLyndsey's boyfriend sets Alan up on a date; Walden wants to help Nicole with her project so she will have time to date him.
  13. 13Bite Me, Supreme Court30 Jan 2014 · 21mMarty Pepper proposes to Evelyn; Alan and Walden plan a bachelor party for Marty.
  14. 14Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe6 Feb 2014 · 21mAlan finds out that Lyndsey broke up with Larry without telling him; Walden tries to prove he is a man's man.
  15. 15Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin27 Feb 2014 · 21mAlan asks Lyndsey to choose between him and Larry; Jenny worries that she and Brooke are growing apart.
  16. 16How to Get Rid of Alan Harper6 Mar 2014 · 21mWalden thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him; Alan starts dating Larry's sister, Gretchen.
  17. 17Welcome Home, Jake13 Mar 2014 · 21mLyndsey finds out about Alan's relationship with Gretchen; Walden has a difficult time telling Barry to find his own place.
  18. 18West Side Story3 Apr 2014 · 21mWalden gets an invitation to his ex-girlfriend's boutique opening. Meanwhile, Gretchen wants to spend more time at Alan's house.
  19. 19Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang10 Apr 2014 · 22mAfter reconnecting with Kate, Walden becomes convinced she is the one for him -- until he meets a woman named Vivian.
  20. 20Lotta Delis in Little Armenia24 Apr 2014 · 21mAlan finds an opportunity to make money; Walden addresses his co-dependency issues.
  21. 21Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot1 May 2014 · 21mAlan's girlfriend, Gretchen, insists he confess his true identity to Larry. Meanwhile, Walden goes on a road trip with Jenny and Barry to see his first car.
  22. 22Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead8 May 2014 · 21mAlan must face the consequences after revealing his identity to Larry.