Two and a Half Men

Season 7

2009 · 22 episodes

About

Charlie's romantic past catches up to him, Alan's financial woes deepen, and Jake's teenage years bring a new level of mischief and mayhem.

Episodes

  1. 1818-JKLPUZO21 Sept 2009 · 21mCharlie must make a difficult decision about his future and with which woman he wants to spend his life: Chelsea or Mia.
  2. 2Whipped Unto the Third Generation28 Sept 2009 · 20mWhen Chelsea convinces Charlie to let Alan's new girlfriend, Melissa, move in, the girls end up taking over Charlie's house.
  3. 3Mmm, Fish. Yum.5 Oct 2009 · 19mAlan ends up playing maid to Judith's new baby as well as his former mother-in-law. Meanwhile, Jake uses an incriminating photo to blackmail Charlie.
  4. 4Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator12 Oct 2009 · 20mAlan starts working for Evelyn as Charlie works to fix the relationship between Chelsea and Jake.
  5. 5For the Sake of the Child19 Oct 2009 · 21mJake stops at nothing to get away from Charlie and Alan, after they embarrass him out in public.
  6. 6Give Me Your Thumb2 Nov 2009 · 20mAlan's advice to Chelsea that she get breast-reduction surgery is not met with enthusiasm by Charlie, who kicks him out, but staying with Evelyn has its own challenges.
  7. 7Untainted by Filth9 Nov 2009 · 22mAlan and Charlie are shocked when they wake up next to a strange woman, and try to find out what happened.
  8. 8Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.16 Nov 2009 · 20mWhile overcoming a bad break-up, Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house.
  9. 9Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair23 Nov 2009 · 21mWhile Alan struggles to cure his baldness, Charlie deals with the problem that he can't satisfy Chelsea.
  10. 10That's Why They Call It "Ball Room"7 Dec 2009 · 20mChelsea wants Charlie to take dancing lessons for the wedding, when Charlie uncovers the truth that Chelsea has been lying about her finances.
  11. 11Warning, It's Dirty14 Dec 2009 · 19mJake is taught the art of infidelity by Charlie, while Celeste is away for Christmas.
  12. 12Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste11 Jan 2010 · 22mJake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love songs. Alan and Herb hope to keep Judith from finding out they've become friends.
  13. 13Yay, No Polyps!18 Jan 2010 · 20mCharlie opts to have a colonoscopy in order to avoid going on a trip with Chelsea to see her parents. However, when he returns home, he finds her parents at his house.
  14. 14Crude and Uncalled For1 Feb 2010 · 21mCharlie suspects Chelsea likes the lawyer representing Alan after his arrest for a bar fight.
  15. 15Aye, Aye, Captain Douche8 Feb 2010 · 22mChelsea and Charlie's relationship is at risk when Charlie's jealousy comes between them.
  16. 16Tinkle Like a Princess1 Mar 2010 · 21mCharlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife, but she's not Chelsea.
  17. 17I Found Your Moustache8 Mar 2010 · 21mCharlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.
  18. 18Ixnay on the Oggie Day22 Mar 2010 · 21mCharlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient.
  19. 19Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave12 Apr 2010 · 18mAlan is torn between the bad influence of Jake's new friend and the hotness of his mother.
  20. 20I Called Him Magoo10 May 2010 · 21mAlan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend, while Charlie takes a different approach to obtain the "girlfriend experience"
  21. 21Gumby with a Pokey17 May 2010 · 21mCharlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends while Alan and Jake are on a road trip.
  22. 22This Is Not Gonna End Well24 May 2010 · 21mCharlie is miffed over Alan's planned attendance of Chelsea's birthday party and suffers the indignity of having Jake chauffer him around following a license suspension.