Two and a Half Men

Season 9

2011 · 24 episodes

About

A new chapter begins when internet billionaire Walden Schmidt moves in, bringing fresh energy, wealth, and more absurd adventures to the Malibu household.

Episodes

  1. 1Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt19 Sept 2011 · 21mAlan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.
  2. 2People Who Love Peepholes26 Sept 2011 · 21mWalden deals with his ex-wife, Bridget.
  3. 3Big Girls Don't Throw Food3 Oct 2011 · 20mAlan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.
  4. 4Nine Magic Fingers10 Oct 2011 · 21mWalden goes looking for Mrs. Right while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.
  5. 5A Giant Cat Holding a Churro17 Oct 2011 · 20mAlan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.
  6. 6The Squat and Hover24 Oct 2011 · 21mWalden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.
  7. 7Those Fancy Japanese Toilets31 Oct 2011 · 19mJake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.
  8. 8Thank You for the Intercourse7 Nov 2011 · 21mWhen Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional.
  9. 9Frodo's Headshots14 Nov 2011 · 21mUpon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope.
  10. 10A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes21 Nov 2011 · 21mWalden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.
  11. 11What a Lovely Landing Strip5 Dec 2011 · 20mWalden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life.
  12. 12One False Move, Zimbabwe!12 Dec 2011 · 21mWalden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.
  13. 13Slowly and in a Circular Fashion2 Jan 2012 · 20mWalden's ex-wife and mother try to take control of his company, so he turns to Alan for help.
  14. 14A Possum on Chemo16 Jan 2012 · 20mZoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.
  15. 15The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack6 Feb 2012 · 21mWalden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.
  16. 16Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy13 Feb 2012 · 20mStrained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day.
  17. 17Not in My Mouth!20 Feb 2012 · 19mWalden and Zoey's relationship suffers after they share a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.
  18. 18The War Against Gingivitis27 Feb 2012 · 21mWalden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.
  19. 19Palmdale, Ech19 Mar 2012 · 21mAlan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers. Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.
  20. 20Grandma's Pie9 Apr 2012 · 21mWalden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Alan and Lyndsey try to cope with their mom's relationship.
  21. 21Mr. Hose Says "Yes"16 Apr 2012 · 21mWalden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey
  22. 22Why We Gave Up Women30 Apr 2012 · 21mCharlie's ghost pays a visit to Alan after he suffers a minor heart attack.
  23. 23The Straw in My Donut Hole7 May 2012 · 21mAlan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn't so sure it's deserved.
  24. 24Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!14 May 2012 · 21mJake is pressured to make a decision about his future.